im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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