the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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