Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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