4 words: hood of his car
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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