question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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