Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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