Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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