wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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