I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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