these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
