So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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