Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she woke up with a sticky ear
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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