Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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