you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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