guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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