i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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