I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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