OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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