did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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