His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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