fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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