ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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