Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The ass gains better be worth it
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