is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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