how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
