no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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