Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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