You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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