what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Randomize
