So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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