i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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