This is not my ceiling
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
