What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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