They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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