If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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