saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
