lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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