I don't think brook has ever known best
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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