Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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