the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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