Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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