Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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