Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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