you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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