So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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