Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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