We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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