Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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