just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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