I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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